P R O J E C T S
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Here are some things, for better or worse, that I have taken
part in. They are listed in approximate reverse chronological
order to delight and amaze you.
OneHotPair
Hot or not for shoes. I worked with shoes for a long time at
Zappos,
and did many important technical things there. But I never had
fun with shoes until I put together this site. Now we'll see if anyone shows up to the party.
Lisa's Leftovers
When I'm feeling slightly less well-adjusted, I sometimes write and
record songs that kick ass. Well, I did back in 97 anyways. Check out
my fly punk sound. I've
got a few more tunes to record in this genre.
Marijuana Policy Project
Strictly speaking I am not involved in this project, but I
am part of a monthly donation plan. I have never taken marijuana in any
form and I don't plan to. Yet I fully support it's legalization. I
am convinced that inflicting our prison system on people who are not
harming others is a terrible policy that turns us into a society of
criminals. I would very much like to see this foolishness stopped in
my lifetime. If you agree, consider donating.
Invasion of the Quadropus
Fans of the original Blud Red Games have been waiting
for over a decade, unable to sleep or eat, shivering and wringing their hands,
until today. Nearly one month in the making, Invasion of the
Quadropus brings all of the fun of 1981 into the 21st century. The game
features five waves of brow-furrowing action, two ways to win, but only one
way to die: the hard way. It's my first Java video game; hope you have fun.
Vendetta: A Christmas Story
Weighing in at just over twenty minutes, Vendetta is
recognized the world over as the only Christmas movie that is truly "kick ass".
Although better on video or television; Vendetta is still
quite enjoyable over the web. Nominated for an international
film award.
Kung-Fu Lover
This is the most recent piece of music I've worked on, and this is
over a year old. Written by
Thomas Sola and performed by
yours truly. Must... get... back... to... recording...
3 Honkees
White suburban teen angst at it's best. We've even got
a music video that's not on the site yet.
It's a joke. Lighten up.
Blud Red Games
You'll need to get a Commodore 64 emulator
for this. Three games, which in retrospect
were surely ahead of their time - with regards to video game violence,
that is. The gameplay is pretty awful; I think I was 15 at the time.
But each game does feature a way to "win".
- Slaughterhouse (screenshot 1 screenshot 2)
A nihilistic fantasy adventure game. Some might call it a predecessor to DOOM. Features 5
different blood-spraying animations, and the distinct inability to stop firing your gun as you move around.
- Splat (screenshot 1 screenshot 2)
You and your monster truck take on the pedestrians of a small town. The "fire" button punches the gas, and
there are no brakes. You can steer a bit, but you won't proceed to the next pedestrian until
you can hit them without swerving.
- Suicidal Nazis From Mars (screenshot 1 screenshot 2)
It's the year 3001 and the Earth is invaded by kamakazi spaceships from Mars emblazoned with a
swastika. Of course it is your job to eliminate every motherfucking last one of them and
take on the mother ship.
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